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Summary. Below are the series of advertisements from DirecTV describing the series of events that can transpire when you have cable television.

Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.

Don’t Have your Dad Get Punched Over a Can of Soup

Don t Get Body Slammed by a Lowland Gorilla

Don’t Have Your House Explode

Compilation

The video below is a compilation that contains the following ads:

  • Stop taking in stray animals.
  • Don’t sell your hair to a wig shop.
  • Don’t drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.
  • Don’t reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.
  • Don’t have a grandson with a dog collar.
  • Don’t wake up in a roadside ditch.
  • Don’t have your house explode.
  • Don’t fall into a dinner party.
  • Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.

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